Common Hour Quotes

The military is full of acronyms (PCS, TDY, AMC, etc.), so growing up a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, it's no wonder those acronyms don't bother me as much as they do some of my friends. I came across this funny little quip while I was in college. It was contributed to an unknown website by someone named "Ellen".

JARGON

My son't a CTR, I go to PEC.

I work for CES, I study the TG.

I read the B of M, I probe the D&C.

I search the KJV, I ponder the JST.

Today in BYC, we planned for EFY.

I stayed a little after, and had a PPI.

The YM and YW, are putting on a play.

It's one that I remember, we did in MIA.

Before our oldest son went in the MTC,

He helped the BSA, complete their SME.

Soon our oldest daughter, is heading for the Y.

Soon our oldest clothing is going to DI.

Now, if you've understood this alphabetic mess,

The chances are quite good, that you are LDS.